Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Day 32 Cont'd

A friend of mine had recently knowingly given me the non-advice of doing something positive/for-myself/live-your-life! in order to have new-sex. Or feel better about myself, but they're the same thingamirite!?!?! LoLcats. =^[

It works like this (supposedly):

I do constructive/awesome stuff -> I feel... at least decent about myself -> somehow, get laid.

Now, I know this works - and it Has worked in the past. My problem with this is such- my friend has a vagina. And boobs. Also, my ex has a vagina, and boobs. I, merely, have a penis.

Experience has shown me that -while my friend's recommended method is certainly a healthy (ier?) option- both her, and more importantly, my ex, can simply waltz into...oh, Anywhere, and say, "...Sex?" and have Many many options to feel better about themselves.

If I were to go into a Borders, and say, "...Sex?", it would have the same effect as me walking into the store and not say anything- that is, giving off the signal that I am not-that-good-looking-And!-I'm-not-a-girl.

Is this blog whiny-er than what you've read/thought/heard previously? Good.

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